Sex Offender Shuffle | Lil Saad Lyrics, Meaning & Videos

Publish date: 2024-04-30

Sex Offender Shuffle
Lil Saad Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴The state of Florida
Has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the
Sex offender shuffle

I'm Larry Arthauer
And I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy
You'll come to find
Got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a barbecue
We can make some cold drinks
In my blender
But do keep in mind
That I'm a sex offender

Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski
Until December
Until then I'm just a sex offender

I'm Charles Dolling
Dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds
Like a lot
Three of those times were for vandalism
Feel real bad
I got caught
Come on dude again
Probably not
I'm not here to make pretenses
I'm here because my sex offences

I'm Sam Pound
I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you were wondering
What that was
I snuck into a bathroom
And I
Ain't no trouble
I'm just here to do the
Sex offender shuffle

Hey everybody
I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it to
And by it I mean
Touch your cousin
Was it worth it
No it wasn't
Won't find me in your child's play set
Cuz I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender

Last name Burmholdt
First name Mark
I'm moving in somewhere
On your block
Not in a house
But in a van
If you need me to move it
I sure can
Last thing I want is any trouble
Learned my lesson from the
Sex offender shuffle

I'm the one they call
Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have
To show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty
They'll un-claw me
I'm not the necrophiliac
Arthur Chase
That's a different
Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm because I'm possibly a sex offender

Ok real quick
I'm not like these people
This is an extortion plot
On my ex wife
Who's the only witness
And she's trying to take away my kids
I'm not here to pack my duffle
I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida
Has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
We're obliged to admit
The crime s for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble

We're legally obliged to do the
Sex offender shuffle


Overall Meaning

In the song "Sex Offender Shuffle," Lil Saad provides quite a humorous take on an otherwise sensitive subject of sex offenders. This song is about the legal requirement for all sex offenders in Florida to reveal their crimes to their new neighbors. The chorus highlights that they are legally obliged to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle." Each verse follows a sex offender who speaks up about why they are now good, as well as some of their interests and hobbies.


Beginning with the chorus, the sex offenders explain that they have been forced to move into the neighborhood and that they are only obliged to admit their crimes for which they were convicted. They are law-abiding citizens who are just trying to be a part of the community. The first verse is by Larry Arthauer, who apologizes for touching his neighbor's kids but mentions that he is a nice guy in general. He invites everyone for a barbecue but reminds them that he is still a sex offender. The second verse is by Vernon Douglas, who talks about his other interests, including skiing and dancing, but he can’t ski until December, so until then, he's just a sex offender. Charles Dolling explains that he has also been arrested numerous times, mainly for vandalism, but he is only there because of his sex offenses.


Sam Pound is introduced as the number one sex offender in the song, and he apologizes for sneaking into a bathroom. Laura Hughes, the only female offender in the song, proves that girls can also do it and mentions that she touched her cousin. Finally, Arthur Chase shares his side of the story about his trial ending in a hung jury and how he is here possibly because he is a sex offender. The song concludes with another chorus, with all the convicted felons legally obliged to perform the sex offender shuffle.


Line by Line Meaning

The state of Florida
The state government of Florida


Has asked us to
Has requested us to do something


Disclose our sexual crimes to you
Tell you about the sexual crimes we were convicted of


We were bad but now we're good
We committed sexual crimes in the past, but now we're trying to be better people


We're moving into your neighborhood
We are relocating and now live near you


You know we're trying our best to be
We are making an effort to become


Functioning members of society
Productive and contributing members of the community


We're not here to start no trouble
We don't want to cause any problems


We're legally required to do the
We are obligated by law to perform the


Sex offender shuffle
The mandatory process of disclosing our sex crimes and moving to a new location


I'm Larry Arthauer
I am Larry Arthauer


And I'll refrain
And I will avoid doing something


From touching my neighbor's kids again
From sexually touching my neighbor's children again


What I did was not too kind
What I did was cruel and unfair


But I'm a nice guy
Despite my actions, I consider myself to be a good person


You'll come to find
You will see for yourself


Got a backyard and a real nice pool
I have a backyard and a great swimming pool


Y'all should come over for a barbecue
You all should visit me and we can have a barbecue


We can make some cold drinks
We can make some refreshing beverages


In my blender
Using my blender


But do keep in mind
However, please remember


That I'm a sex offender
That I have been convicted of a sexual crime


Vernon Douglas is my name
I am called Vernon Douglas


My battery arrest is what brought me fame
I became known because I was arrested for battery


But there's much more to know about me
However, there is more to learn about me


I love to dance and I love to ski
I enjoy dancing and skiing


I zip and zoom on through the snow
I move quickly and effortlessly through the snow


Strap on my boots and watch me go
I put on my boots and do my thing


But I can't ski
However, I cannot ski


Until December
Until the month of December


Until then I'm just a sex offender
Until then, I am just someone who has been convicted of a sexual crime


I'm Charles Dolling
I am Charles Dolling


Dropping rhymes
Rapping or singing lyrics


I've been arrested seven times
I have been arrested on seven separate occasions


I know that sounds
I am aware that this seems


Like a lot
Like a large number


Three of those times were for vandalism
Three of those arrests were for vandalizing property


Feel real bad
I am very sorry


I got caught
I was discovered and apprehended


Come on dude again
It is unlikely that I will be arrested again


Probably not
It is unlikely


I'm not here to make pretenses
I am not trying to deceive or mislead anyone


I'm here because my sex offences
I am here because I have been convicted of sexual crimes


I'm Sam Pound
My name is Sam Pound


I'm number one
I am the best


Apologizing for what I've done
Expressing regret for my actions


In case you were wondering
If you were curious


What that was
What I did


I snuck into a bathroom
I entered a restroom secretly and without permission


And I
And then I


Ain't no trouble
I am not a problem or threat


I'm just here to do the
I am only here to perform the


Sex offender shuffle
Mandatory process of disclosing our sex crimes and moving to a new location


Hey everybody
Hello, everyone


I'm Laura Hughes
My name is Laura Hughes


Proving girls can do it too
Demonstrating that females can also commit sexual crimes


And by it I mean
When I say 'do it,' I am referring to


Touch your cousin
Sexually touch your own cousin


Was it worth it
Was it worth the consequences or shame


No it wasn't
No, it was not


Won't find me in your child's play set
You will not find me in a playground or other location where children play


Cuz I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
Because I am required to wear an ankle monitoring device


I'm not here to go on bender
I am not here to party excessively


I'm here because I'm a sex offender
I am here because I have been convicted of a sexual crime


Last name Burmholdt
My last name is Burmholdt


First name Mark
My first name is Mark


I'm moving in somewhere
I am relocating and will be living somewhere


On your block
In your neighborhood


Not in a house
Not in a traditional residential structure


But in a van
But in a vehicle


If you need me to move it
If you would like me to relocate


I sure can
I am able to


Last thing I want is any trouble
I do not want to cause any problems


Learned my lesson from the
I have gained knowledge or insight from the


Sex offender shuffle
Mandatory process of disclosing our sex crimes and moving to a new location


I'm the one they call
I am the person known as


Arthur Chase
Arthur Chase


They said I didn't have
They informed me that I was not required


To show my face
To appear in person


My first trial ended in a hung jury
My first court proceeding resulted in a jury that was unable to reach a verdict


If I'm found guilty
If I am judged to be guilty


They'll un-claw me
They will release me from custody


I'm not the necrophiliac
I am not a person who has sexual contact with corpses


Arthur Chase
Arthur Chase


That's a different
That is someone else who shares my name but is not me


I'm not here to be my own defender
I am not here to represent or defend myself


I'm because I'm possibly a sex offender
I am here because it is possible that I have committed a sexual crime


Ok real quick
Okay, let me explain briefly


I'm not like these people
I am different from the other individuals mentioned


This is an extortion plot
This is an illegal scheme to demand money or other benefits from me or my family


On my ex wife
By my former spouse


Who's the only witness
Who is the sole person who can testify


And she's trying to take away my kids
And she is attempting to deprive me of custody or visitation rights to my children


I'm not here to pack my duffle
I am not here to prepare my luggage for a trip


I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle
I am here to participate in the mandatory process of disclosing our sex crimes and moving to a new location


We're obliged to admit
We are required to confess or acknowledge


The crimes for which we were convicted
The sexual crimes we were found guilty of


Writer(s): Madon Ponnu

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